“Assuming I survive our hunt for the Horcruxes, I’ll find Mum and Dad and lift the enchantment. If I don’t – well, I think I’ve cast a good enough charm to keep them safe and happy. Wendell and Monica Wilkins don’t know that they’ve got a daughter, you see.”

Hermione Granger, Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows

“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.”

Will Rogers

“I like to pay taxes. It is purchasing civilisation.”

Oliver Wendell Holmes

“Someone’s sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago.”

Warren Buffett

“Vivian: The stores are not nice to people, I don’t like it.

Edward: Stores are never nice to people. They’re nice to credit cards.”

Pretty Woman

“There must be a reason why some people can afford to live well. They must have worked for it. I only feel angry when I see waste. When I see people throwing away things that we could use.”

Mother Teresa

“We wants it, we needs it!”

Gollum, Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers